July 2012
54 posts
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams
I CAN EVEN
To the brony community:
What’s the hell with Justin Bieber being a brony? Remember to love and tolerate, you horrible hypocrites. Anyway nobody needs a permission to be a fan of the show!
Sir, welcome to the herd!
Today I understand that when you start to do something bad, something you should not have done… Well you never stop. Oh and my scissors don’t cut very well.
Woah I'm so lonely it's scary
I cybered on omegle today
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Pokémon Facts: Reblog to Win: Shiny Beldum Giveaway! →
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In order to celebrate 10,000 followers to pokem0nfacts.tumblr.com, I’m giving away a shiny flawless Beldum, perfect for EV training and then competitive battling, or just collecting.
Beldum | ★ | Level 1
Aaron | 06293 | White
Adamant | Clear Body | 31 31 31 31 31 31 [HP: Dark 70]
Take Down.
