The False Real Life

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July 2012

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Jul 31, 201211,416 notes
Nope, no RPing happening here.: To the brony community: → twiborg.tumblr.com

divineinfekted:

thriving-for-blood:

false-irl:

What’s the hell with Justin Bieber being a brony? Remember to love and tolerate, you horrible hypocrites. Anyway nobody needs a permission to be a fan of the show!

Sir, welcome to the herd!

this guy^^^^^has a brain. follow him/…

> People still on about the FAKE tweet that everyone with access to the internet could make.

I don’t care if the tweet was real or not. People’s reactions were REAL.

Jul 31, 201214 notes
Jul 30, 2012
#yeeeaah
Jul 30, 201237 notes
#game of thrones
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youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

stormpooper:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even

believe in urself

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is that a lawn mower flying

no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams

I CAN EVEN

Jul 30, 2012208,111 notes
#omfg #this is why I love this place
To the brony community:

What’s the hell with Justin Bieber being a brony? Remember to love and tolerate, you horrible hypocrites. Anyway nobody needs a permission to be a fan of the show!

Sir, welcome to the herd!

Jul 30, 201214 notes
#justin #bieber #brony #mlp #fim

Today I understand that when you start to do something bad, something you should not have done… Well you never stop. Oh and my scissors don’t cut very well.

Jul 29, 2012
#personal
Woah I'm so lonely it's scary
Jul 29, 2012
I cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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#omg #funniest part of the ceremony
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Jul 27, 20124,435 notes
Pokémon Facts: Reblog to Win: Shiny Beldum Giveaway! → pokem0nfacts.tumblr.com

pokem0nfacts:

In order to celebrate 10,000 followers to pokem0nfacts.tumblr.com, I’m giving away a shiny flawless Beldum, perfect for EV training and then competitive battling, or just collecting.

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Beldum | ★ | Level 1

Aaron | 06293 | White

Adamant | Clear Body | 31 31 31 31 31 31 [HP: Dark 70]
Take Down.

Jul 24, 20122,012 notes
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#CUT IT OFF
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