The False Real Life

June 2012

86 posts

Book club with authors

• Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
• JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
• Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
• JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
• Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
• JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
• Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
• JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

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• Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
• Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!

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“if i were skinnier this would look better on me” —me everytime i put on any item of clothing i own (via degraded-greatest)

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only ugly people are able to read this

i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this

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#im creyin

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Imagine if someone came up to you in the street and said "Hey, you're from Tumblr!" → most-awkward-moments.com

most-awkward-moments:

I’d be like:

and then:

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• channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
• me: ok

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did-yuo-kno:

The national animal of Alaska is the eskimo.

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#perfect tom is perfect

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#the legend of zelda

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